Just properly published this one, “Hell Cory” by Kyt Dotson. It’s been in the forums for ages (since 2007 when I wrote it.) So now, I’ve brought it out of there and put it where it belongs, amid its siblings in the proper story queue.
If you haven’t read it before, mosey along and peruse it.
The image (and part of the story) is a homage to xkcd.com.